BogRhymes

Plenty will applaud Enda’s speech,
But words are easy, and pretty cheap.
Now the resignation by Andrew Street,
That I applaud, for the act, at least.

Open champion,
Darren Clarke,
Mid July,
Rain skies dark.
What a few weeks
Have just past,
Shuttle journey,
Is its last.
News Of The World
It stops press.
Some resign,
But some do less.
Church and State,
In dear old Éire,
Neither try,
Both would scare ya.
What a few weeks,
Slow summer crazy,
The news is bleak,
And the rhyming’s lazy.

The only muppets are those,
That don’t really knows,
Certain news stories flow,
But some are imposed.

New series,
Tonight on Channel4.
Good acting,
Good cast,
Gimme more.

My son thinks he’s part of the gentry,
This weekend’s temp about twenty.
So onto Waterford went we,
For ships of fun aplenty.

His father’s name is Jackie,
No wonder he’s confused.
Wearing a similar flat cap he,
Tries hard to be bemused.

Adios
Adieu
Columbo
Abu

This evening I stared,
At a cloud in the shape
Of a ship,
Maybe, an oil tanker.
Lost, as I stared,
For minutes agape
Cut adrift,
Just me, no rancour.

Long days for a fortnight,
Nights last only a few hours.
A few men eat with delight,
The inner organs of beast and fowls.

The first series,
Truth be told,
Was just shy of brill.
The new series,
First episode,
What a thrill!

A new Las Vegas in Two-Mile-Borris!!
Does Ireland really need a blinking casino?
Shur, them up there, they make decisions for us,
What would ould dumb feckers like we know?

What a miserable day,
Raincloudygrey.

When you think you can’t,
When you try your best.
When you sink your tank
Rejoice, you’re blessed!

Playwrights
Highlight.
What
Daylights
Try might.

Long weekends, are never long enough,
The working week, will always feel longer.
Some friends, not seen often enough,
When you meet, the friendship gets stronger.

There’s a herd of cows
Lowing, very loudly,
Two fields over.
They’ve not been milked,
That’s a mishap.
For a rare evening,
It’s a once off
From their owner.
Not like the dog next door,
Too many evenings
YIP YAP!