The markets are jittery.
The government is flittery.
The media is twittery.
Up to our necks, in it are we.
Financial Finesse
August 25, 2010Villagers – Becoming A Jackal
August 24, 2010Stall the balls!
Come in from the halls!
Warts and all,
This album enthralls!
Real It He
August 20, 2010Pain, angst, scabies,
And suicidal depression,
That’s what’s on my mind
FaceLessBook,
In my current online session.
If anybody I care about
Was to read this,
It would not make
A blind bit of difference.
I would still have scabies, rabies,
Diabetes, aids and caries.
And well then…
Who the fuck caries?
As for the suicidal depression,
Well, let’s not talk about that,
Ever.
It would only get me down…
And I’m not talking duck feathers,
Petal.
…
Flowery Impressions.
…
Peace out,
Peace out.
Pieces of me out!!
Pieces – to my nephews and nieces!
Pieces left, will only shout:
“Jesus”
We’ve not much left of a species,
Do we..?
Really.
PSO – Please Shag Off
August 19, 2010Power stations keep burning peat.
Sweet.
We get another green tax,
Neat.
Where’s the sense in that?
Tweet!
Same Old Drunken Nonsense
August 19, 2010It’s shocking,
Jaw dropping,
That young Irish people
Are drinking alcohol!
Heart stopping,
Jaw dropping,
That old Irish people
Are thinking at all.
Obviously,
Old Irish people
Should try hard to tune in.
Curiously,
Young Irish people,
Should try not to begin.
Rainbows
August 18, 2010There’s heavy clouds,
And more of God’s tears.
Then from the shrouds,
A rainbow appears!
First Calf Of The Story…
August 12, 2010The name – Green Lawn Atlas Fran -
Stolen in a flash,
In Virginia, Cavan.
Ivan Robinson – a broken man -
Hope it ends as fast,
As it happened!
Cracking Summer Evenings
August 10, 2010Cracking summer evening’s sun,
Two in a row, twice the fun.
Self Help
August 9, 2010Waiting for the government to help?
You might as well phone an optician.
Better off trying to help yourself,
Heal quicker, be your own physician.
Sherlock
August 8, 2010Top acting,
Top special effects,
Top notch.
Best damn mini-series
I’ve ever watched.
In-Laws
August 7, 2010You can’t stand, or outsit them.
Their hairs, you can’t split them.
Square pegs, will not fit them.
Sure as hell, can’t live with them.
Slow News Day
August 5, 2010Fifteen percent less sugar,
From now on, in Coco Pops!
Whatever next, I shudder -
Supermodel gives back rocks?
Rape Of The Green
August 4, 2010Dig up a big chunk of that oversized pavement,
Dig up those, soon-not-to-be-needed, parking spaces.
Dig up the banks if you want to make a statement,
But don’t destroy the Green – one of Dublin’s best places!
Click frame 2 of the picture here
Bathe
August 3, 2010Take your finger off fast forward,
Click the button labelled pause.
Lose your clothes and turn the taps on,
Soak until, there’s no because.
Posted by Bog Rhymer