Financial Finesse

August 25, 2010

The markets are jittery.
The government is flittery.
The media is twittery.
Up to our necks, in it are we.


Villagers – Becoming A Jackal

August 24, 2010

Stall the balls!
Come in from the halls!
Warts and all,
This album enthralls!


Our TV

August 22, 2010

The same shite again,
On RTE.
Got to be an alternative,
We Tube, need we.


Real It He

August 20, 2010

Pain, angst, scabies,
And suicidal depression,
That’s what’s on my mind
FaceLessBook,
In my current online session.

If anybody I care about
Was to read this,
It would not make
A blind bit of difference.

I would still have scabies, rabies,
Diabetes, aids and caries.
And well then…
Who the fuck caries?

As for the suicidal depression,
Well, let’s not talk about that,
Ever.
It would only get me down…
And I’m not talking duck feathers,
Petal.

Flowery Impressions.

Peace out,
Peace out.
Pieces of me out!!
Pieces – to my nephews and nieces!

Pieces left, will only shout:
“Jesus”
We’ve not much left of a species,
Do we..?

Really.


PSO – Please Shag Off

August 19, 2010

Power stations keep burning peat.
Sweet.
We get another green tax,
Neat.
Where’s the sense in that?
Tweet!


Same Old Drunken Nonsense

August 19, 2010

It’s shocking,
Jaw dropping,
That young Irish people
Are drinking alcohol!
Heart stopping,
Jaw dropping,
That old Irish people
Are thinking at all.
Obviously,
Old Irish people
Should try hard to tune in.
Curiously,
Young Irish people,
Should try not to begin.


Rainbows

August 18, 2010

There’s heavy clouds,
And more of God’s tears.
Then from the shrouds,
A rainbow appears!


First Calf Of The Story…

August 12, 2010

The name – Green Lawn Atlas Fran -
Stolen in a flash,
In Virginia, Cavan.
Ivan Robinson – a broken man -
Hope it ends as fast,
As it happened!


Cracking Summer Evenings

August 10, 2010

Cracking summer evening’s sun,
Two in a row, twice the fun.


Self Help

August 9, 2010

Waiting for the government to help?
You might as well phone an optician.
Better off trying to help yourself,
Heal quicker, be your own physician.


Sherlock

August 8, 2010

Top acting,
Top special effects,
Top notch.
Best damn mini-series
I’ve ever watched.


In-Laws

August 7, 2010

You can’t stand, or outsit them.
Their hairs, you can’t split them.
Square pegs, will not fit them.
Sure as hell, can’t live with them.


Slow News Day

August 5, 2010

Fifteen percent less sugar,
From now on, in Coco Pops!
Whatever next, I shudder -
Supermodel gives back rocks?


Rape Of The Green

August 4, 2010

Dig up a big chunk of that oversized pavement,
Dig up those, soon-not-to-be-needed, parking spaces.
Dig up the banks if you want to make a statement,
But don’t destroy the Green – one of Dublin’s best places!

Click frame 2 of the picture here

Bathe

August 3, 2010

Take your finger off fast forward,
Click the button labelled pause.
Lose your clothes and turn the taps on,
Soak until, there’s no because.


Spraoi

August 1, 2010

A festival
Of fun and frolic.
Entertainment,
Sun and tonic.


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