BogRhymes

I nearly forgot I had this to mention,
I’ve been too busy to get to this poem.
“The most devious of them all” – lacks invention,
And claims all his gee-gees romped home.

A fly,
Will just annoy.
But a mosquito,
Tries to eat you.

I’m having an affair.
The colour of her hair,
Is blonde.

Becks, that’s my usual fare.
But Leffe,
Now of her,
I am fond.

It seems that Billary is finally slain,
Though she can’t admit defeat.
Now it’s Blackarama and McCain,
Never these twain shall meet!

The Liffey was really shallow this morning,
More mud than water on show.
Perhaps she was giving a warning,
If it’s clearly unclear, say no.

It would be much too easy to slag him…
Sure anyway, at work they will nag him
The three sisters dearest
Of a conspiracy theorist
Now on-stage and off, they must gag him.