Fashion victims aren’t the only ones affected by the crime,
We that witnessed muffin tops have already done time.
Now, thanks to Kylie, and other glamorous gals,
Ugg-biquitous footwear and victims are pals.
Yes, yes, I know. It sounds incredibly grumpy…
But I’m getting older, and therefore more grumpier.
Girls, if you’re already looking a little bit frumpy…
Motty’s coat on your feet won’t make you less frumpier.
Bye Bye Belly Tops, Hello Ugg Boots…
April 1, 2008
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