BogRhymes

My neighbour flew back to my house tonight,
I believe he is, South African.
I hope he was warmed by his long, long flight;
It’s so cold, he might fly back again.

Thanks Willie for your booklet, on how to plan ahead,
For all those emergencies, now tonight I go to bed,
And all my lovely dreams, turn to nightmares instead,
Because your lovely booklet, has filled me full of dread.

Of course I’m only kidding, I’m not like Woody Allen,
But some things are scary, in your ahead planning.
Mostly we’re advised, stay inside, keep scanning
The airwaves for updates, so trust in Dave Fanning.

Thanks Willie for your booklet, on how to plan it shows
With all of these emergencies, we’ll see how it goes.
Like for nuclear incidents, here’s what I now knows:
Stay in, keep praying, that the west wind blows!