Like, I was like, you know like,
Listening to a conversation.
And she was like; Oh…My…God…Like!
Is this communication?
Valley Girls, 6 Friends, tell me who’s to blame?
Janice’s evil legacy, she of ex-Chandler fame..?
Said wide boy Jamie Redknapp
“Literally, he is on fire tonight”,
I had to think for a few moments,
Had I seen that player alight?
He’s not alone with this abuse of literally at the start,
The source it is unknown to me, but I wish it would depart.
Meanwhile, I watched Des Bishop,
A comic wolf dressed up as mutton;
Observing Irish people,
And getting it right on the button.
Literally, speaking, makes it easier, to learn my native tongue.
You don’t need to be Irish, very clever, or even young.
So, I propose we round up those
Who converse using poor asimile.
Those with not much more to say
Than “Like – Oh My God”, literally.
Off to the Gaelteacht with them, for about a year, or more!
Inane chat remains inane, but sounds better from a Gaelgoir.
Posted by Bog Rhymer 
