Yesterday Bertie gave us his notice
And at the same time, his C.V.
Suppose that just goes to show he’s
Concerned with da legacy.
Many more qualified people, will make much more of dat,
I was switching radio stations, where the hell was Pat?
It was a good day to bury the bad news
Health, economics and such
With all eyes and ears getting a bruising,
Did he jump before the push?
Not walking the plank, as he is one, Pat had taken a case
And was busy in court for some reason, now this I had to chase.
It seems Kenny is staking a patchy claim
For a patch of land by the sea.
Like the travellers settled in Dunsink lane,
“I’m a millionaire squatter”, said he.
And so by breaking God’s tenth, and the trust of his neighbours
Pat missed the big story, the biggest in Ireland for ages.
Posted by Bog Rhymer 
