My Tree Stump Vision

July 9, 2009

Sent packing by immigration hard chaws,
Backpackers from Plano, Texas!
I hope they return with chainsaws,
And visit Rathkeale to vex us!


Hedgehog On Our Patio

July 9, 2009

My first time,
To see one live,
I called to all,
Come see quickly!
So we watched him
Womble as blind,
Trawling long, fat
And prickly!


Anglo? Angola!

July 5, 2009

Banking our money, in
A dead bank, Jack!
That’s just not funny, in
Fact, that’s daft!


Economystic Megs

July 2, 2009

“I think”, is usually the phrase
They start with and then you can bet
In their, non-scientific haze
That’s the most correct they will get!


Home Alone…

July 1, 2009

Quiet in my home.
Time spent all alone
Is exactly like a comb,
That baldy men would own.


Wimbledon At Night

June 29, 2009

First match has now been struck,
And it lit up centre court..!
How cares how long it took,
Fireworks, their wait is worth..!


Utter Nonsense

June 28, 2009

It rains in the middle, of summer.
My brains a riddle, I shudder
To think of a recent, decent other
Thought, my brain did utter.


Jo Whiley, Jo Whiley

June 28, 2009

So smiley
Jo Whiley,
Cool smile, she
Jo Whiley!


Murder Rate In Ireland

June 25, 2009

So many murders,
I can’t keep up.
Losing a life like,
Drowning a pup.


Green? Carbon Bollocks I’d Say!

June 24, 2009

You recycle,
You trifle,
You ride a bi-cycle.
You have good intention,
You have a good pension.
You talk,
You balk,
You bark more than bite.
You wake early morning,
You shake late at night.
You feel good perhaps,
You may even feel great.
You will have relapse,
You will make mistakes.
You might well inform,
You teach but you bore.
You fight a false war,
You preach and I snore.


Confederation Cup Crowd Noise

June 23, 2009

In 2010 will this din greet us?
Tell me when ball hits the net..!
Sounds like a million mosquitoes,
Buzzing through my TV set..!


Dena Dena Dena Dena, Dena Dena Dena Dena…

June 22, 2009

Bats, man!
Tonight,
There were four or five,
Flying round and round me garden!

Watch man!
In flight,
They skit and dive,
Winged mammals, how alarming!


Glorious Summer Solstice Day

June 21, 2009

Sun came out, and then pure heaven.
Warm, the whole day long.
And long it was, sunset near eleven.
Birds wait till late for last song.


Listening To Dick Roche…

June 20, 2009

Is there any man,
Who is more annoying..?
He grates deadpan,
Eardrum destroying..!


20 20

June 15, 2009

I’m addicted to cricket
I’m sticky to wicket
This twenty twenty
Gives plenty plenty


Got My First Speeding Ticket Today

June 13, 2009

Ticket,
Took it,
Admit it,
Fuck it.